Thursday, April 28, 2011

Things that have escaped my lips over the past few days

"Just because the light saber is pretend doesn't mean that it's a pretend whack on my cheek.  That hurt."

"If your butt itches, you need a bath."

"Please don't beam your brother with the baseball."

"No...we don't poke elderly strangers in the private parts."

"Please wear underwear to school."

"Yes, we need to wear underwear to baseball too."

"What do you mean 'mommy looks like a pirate'?"

"Thank you, A. for pointing out that I'm 'almost thin'."

"We do not need to compare whose poop is bigger.  No, we don't need to assume whose poop is bigger.  Ok, yes....daddy's is probably the biggest."  Gross (oh, the joys of boys).

"Honey, we use the BEATER to make cupcakes with the mixer. NOT the BEAVER. And, yes...when I'm done, you can lick the BEATER."


mrsmarkdave said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my goodness. That is too too funny!

Michelle B said...

Someone needs to write a very long book filled with these lists... I can only imagine what the parents of girls have to say...

Unknown said...

Those are great. Always boils down to underwear and poo. Too funny.

Brittney said...

Haha, I think these are my favorite posts that you do!

Big Fat Gini said...

Ha! And I agree, it does all boil down to underwear and poo. That's definitely true!

Kate said...

I love this post!!!

Thomas and Jamie said...

Oh my gosh - I'm at can imagine my reaction to the last statement...thank you for that!