Hydrated

I have a pretty sedentary job.

For someone who is naturally sloth-like,

the activity level of my job fits me like a glove.

Hopefully my nature will change eventually.

Oh, the eternal glimmer of hope to be considered an "active person."

Anyway...

Each day I make my way down the stairs to my office,

I have four things in my hand.

One is my cell phone.

The other three?

Well, apparently, I'm a pretty thirsty person.

And I like to make sure I stay hydrated.

With water, a protein shake and some chocolate eclair decaf coffee.

This is what my file cabinet looks like every morning:

"I have a very low tolerance for dehydration." 

Name that movie.