Friday, June 13, 2008

Bloopers



I do not take myself seriously,
There's more crap on my SD Card than good.
When things go wrong, I don't get upset.

I grab my camera.

Um, yeah...heidi's?  Holes are a little too small.
Just a little.

Boys + baking = Flour covered Molly


What can brown do for you?

It decorates my world.


Feeling blue...
Pre-surgery, A. decided that he didn't want to do it anymore.
This was his safe place.
Kermit was the trader here, not me.
Blame the guy in green.
It's not easy being green.

One of my most flattering self-portraits, don't you think?

I never use the stroller to pen up my boundless toddler.


Doesn't he look like a Muppet here?



My brother and I are affectionate in the most Stepford way possible. 
Appearances are everything.
*snort*

No blooper reel is complete without a little potty humor.

We frequently bask (i.e. lay around as if we have nothing better to do) in the sun. 
D. removes his bikini top because he's really concerned about tan lines.


Yeah, my kids always listen to me.
Even if I just ask them to "LOOK AT ME PLEASE!"

He's not throwing a fit...
No, he's not!

Mommy's Shower time + kool aid in the fridge + "independent" toddler=
mess.


No "contributing to the delinquincy of a minor" was committed in the taking of this picture.

6 comments:

Temberton said...

LOL!

Kate said...

LOVE these pics!

My poor mom got tanned legs and white feet this year and nothing she did would tan them!

Pixel Perfect said...

Ha! I love the stroller picture. That's what little man looks like while we're out sometimes.

redneckprincess said...

Hahahahah, I have been on your blog for about 3 minutes and have already laughed my butt off, for let's see, pretty much the whole time!! Thanks for stopping by my blog, I will be back :)

Our Little Corner said...

Haha! Love these!! So funny :)

Jess said...

Oh man! Every time I need to get out of a messy situation from something ANNOYING my kids have done I am going to this page! So funny! I think I have been inspired to start taking pictures like this of my own. Perhaps it will help me to see the humor in the tomato sauce on the carpet and the leftovers that were placed in the freezer instead of the refrigerator.