Dear Crib,

Effective immediately, your services are no longer necessary in this house.  *sniff* C and I had a deal, you see.  He makes it through an entire day without an accident, and you get replaced with the big boy bed.  *sniff, sniff* He held up his end of the bargain...coincidentally on the same day you broke.

Thank you for keeping my slumbering little babes safe.

Sincerely,

The management.

*SOB*