- Please don't eat my hair.
- I found a marshmallow. In my pocket.
- We pee in the toilet, not on your brothers feet.
- This is going to be an expensive month.
- I really want to eat a Tootsie Roll, but I'm going to eat a carrot.
- Mmmmm. This carrot is much better than any tootsie roll could have tasted.
- Now that I've eaten the carrot, can I skip my workout?
- Honey, you're tho thmart.
- I'm still not sure what I want to be when I grow up.
- All right, stop. Collaborate and listen.
- Can I redecorate the bedroom?
- Mmmmm, I make good applesauce.
Monday, October 3, 2011
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I'll have to ponder this for myself because there are some days that I just can't even believe the things that come out of my mouth.
Dude, the marshmallow in the pocket was so hilarious.
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