Monday, October 3, 2011

Phrases that I have uttered in the past 72 hours.

-  Please don't eat my hair.

-  I found a marshmallow.  In my pocket.

- We pee in the toilet, not on your brothers feet.

-  This is going to be an expensive month.

-  I really want to eat a Tootsie Roll, but I'm going to eat a carrot.

-  Mmmmm.  This carrot is much better than any tootsie roll could have tasted.

-  Now that I've eaten the carrot, can I skip my workout?

-  Honey, you're tho thmart.

-  I'm still not sure what I want to be when I grow up.

-  All right, stop.  Collaborate and listen.

-  Can I redecorate the bedroom?

-  Mmmmm, I make good applesauce.

2 comments:

ememby said...

I'll have to ponder this for myself because there are some days that I just can't even believe the things that come out of my mouth.

Rach said...

Dude, the marshmallow in the pocket was so hilarious.