I have a pretty sedentary job.
For someone who is naturally sloth-like,
the activity level of my job fits me like a glove.
Hopefully my nature will change eventually.
Oh, the eternal glimmer of hope to be considered an "active person."
Each day I make my way down the stairs to my office,
I have four things in my hand.
One is my cell phone.
The other three?
Well, apparently, I'm a pretty thirsty person.
And I like to make sure I stay hydrated.
With water, a protein shake and some chocolate eclair decaf coffee.
This is what my file cabinet looks like every morning:
"I have a very low tolerance for dehydration."
Name that movie.