I'm not always in line with Mr. Webster. I'm more of a connotative person. So, here's today's lesson:
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
I'm not always in line with Mr. Webster. I'm more of a connotative person. So, here's today's lesson:
Monday, June 29, 2009
- I do not still have a dog with dried up yogurt on her. This is not the same yogurt from my Not Me! Monday post TWO weeks ago. Spilled milk has not been added to her head two days ago. I did not try to wash her three days ago only to have her freak out when I pulled the shampoo bottle out of the cupboard. I did not do an about-face, put the bottle back in the cupboard and write a note to my husband to remember to wash the dog.
- I do not love the fact that Colin is ridiculously ticklish. I do not use this to my advantage when he's throwing a fit. I do not usually get control of him after a good tickling.
- When said tickling does not work, I do not
throwgently place Colin in his crib and zip the crib tent shut, turn out the light and shut the door. I do not have a toddler that is head strong and throws frequent tantrums. I am always proactive and would never let him get to the point of loosing control.
- I did not cram my week full of activities that I have little to no time left for myself, my family, or (most importantly) my work. I always have a firm grasp on where my priorities should be, and now understand that my paycheck is completely responsible for Adam's upcoming tuition payments. I am supermom, and always completely on top of it all.
- I did not clean my shower this past week, complaining the entire time about how much I had to scrub it - only to realize that the last time I cleaned the shower was.....was....was.... well, it has not been a while.
- I do not let the boys play in Dave's work truck while we're outside. I do not love the idea of having the boys confined to a small space so I can get some things done in the garage. I am aware that our outside time is so the boys can stretch their legs and get some needed exercise.
- I did not bring Adam to vbs the first night with a temperature of 102.5. I did not notice he was lethargic all day only to blame it on him wanting to be lazy and watch tv. While I did notice that he was warm, I did not blame it on the fact that we had no a/c in the house and I was 95 degrees out that day....we were all warm. I did not stick around for 20 minutes just to see how he did and leave only to have the vbs nurse call me 10 minutes later to come pick the poor kid up. I did not unknowingly expose over 100 kids to Adam's virus. I am not THAT mom.
- I did not purchase Adam a foam DIY treehouse at Joann Fabric's the other day. I did not pretend that we were putting together a doll house. I was not totally excited when he wanted to put Colin's DIY foam people in the treehouse. My dream was not totally busted when they all started fighting each other with pretend swords.
And a few things I did not say this week:
- "Sorry, kiddo, we've already paid for it, so you're just going to have to suck it up and have fun at camp next month."
- "Adam, at this rate, Colin will be riding a two wheeler before you will!"
- "no, Adam... the corn plants in the garden aren't supposed to be laying flat on the ground. I guess mommy just isn't that great at growing corn."
- "Adam, you're not supposed to do that! That's dangerous! No, there's not a maybe here...there are no shades of gray. It's a black and white situation- mommy is not a shades of gray kind of girl."
- "Hey, Adam...can mommy have a little lick of your ice cream? ...yes, ice cream is made of milk, and no...mommy isn't supposed to have it. ..... Well, there are shades of gray here." (I did not totally regret the lick of ice cream the next day)
Friday, June 26, 2009
Crazy schedules = crazy kids
To top that off, the boys had some sort of bug at the beginning of the week.
But anyway, I did accomplish a few list items this week. So, here goes:
#3 - Find bunkbeds for the boys for under $100.
#6 - Clean out broken toys from the sandbox.
#9 - Add more sand to the sandbox.
#52 - Find a summer hat Colin will keep on his head!
It doesn't look like I'll have to search very far for this one! (Thank goodness!) We got this hat free from Toys R Us when Adam was little. When we were leaving on Saturday for an event, Colin saw it hanging in the closet, and put it on himself.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
We have always had our wealth of toads in the back yard. The boys really enjoy this. It's also fun to watch the scurry when the lawn mower heads their way (don't worry, Dave's only hit one). This year, we've found quite a few...but not as many as previous years. Now we know why. They're hiding out in the window wells. Last night, I pulled 8 out of two wells. This morning, there were four in this well and two in the other. You'd think they would know to steer clear of entrapment once they've been released from the Pit of Despair. But..nooooo, they just keep jumping back in. One of these days, I'll let Adam know just where they're all hiding. Then they can be his captives. Until then, I'll just have to keep setting them free every night hoping that some day they will learn their lesson.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Adam loves when I post videos. He'll scroll around on our blog to find them and play them over and over...so, big boy, here's one for you to enjoy.
By the way, yes.. my boys do watch Sponge Bob. While that wasn't my first choice in "educational entertainment," they enjoy it and the cartoon itself opens up some dialogs as to what is nice and not -so- nice. I felt much better about it when we had a local pastor's wife watch the boys the other day, and I overheard her tell Adam that her kids watched Sponge Bob too. Apparently, the pastor's wife was all the validation I needed. :)
Saturday, June 20, 2009
In light of Father's Day, I thought I would do a posting honoring my husband, the father of my children (my babies' daddy). So, here's a few things you may or may not know about Dave.
- is a self-starter, full of integrity, motivation and entrepreneurial spirit.
- is the most honest man I know...really, honest.
- also knows when to keep his mouth shut
- is gentle and firm
- loves all kids, but especially loves babies
- has great compassion for mentally handicapped people
- likes to save money
- works his fingers to the bone (sometimes literally) to put food on the table
- has his mother's passion and his father's compassion (great blend!)
- is hot. :)
- loves wearing baseball caps
- drinks beer
- puts our needs above all others
- has a servant's heart at church (and in the community)
- loves going for walks
- leads us diligently where we should go as a family
- likes to have a schedule
- is a staunch conservative and has little tolerance for liberal agenda
- is ridiculously intelligent (see previous statement)
- wakes up during thunderstorms to check on the house, the trees outside, and the boys to make sure they're safe (even though they sleep right through them).
- is debt free
- has built our house with his own hands...and some help from friends and family.
- has a meticulous attention to detail (which makes him an incredible carpenter)
- loves to dance to "Footloose" at weddings (sometimes I think he secretly wants to be Kevin Bacon)
- goes to fix the 94 year old neighbor's mailbox post when he has an hour to spare.
- loves time with his wife and boys- and prefers it over time with any others
- thinks a romantic evening is the two of us sitting by the fire pit on a clear night just talking the night away
- feels he was born in the wrong decade
- is NOT obsessed with material possessions or name brands
- believes in the importance of reading to the boys, and is always up for some Little Critter books
- watches the History Channel and PBS
- continues to buy me hanging baskets for Mother's Day even though he knows I kill them
- loves sciency things- Nova, Apollo 13, NASA etc.
- would love to take me back to New England- where we honeymooned
- loves to teach Adam things like driving, carpentry, fishing, etc.
- hardly ever complains about my cooking (except when it tastes too manufactured)
- enjoys deer hunting with my dad
- has the BEST belly laugh...which makes funny movies that much funnier
- needs new walking shoes
- loves that I know how to garden vegetables, but hates that I forget to water them
- remembers to water the garden for me.
- always greets us with a smile on face at the end of a long day
- is incredibly patriotic
- stands by me...no matter what
- has been the one to tell me both times "It's a boy!" when the boys were born
- is a man's man
- prefers salt over sweets
- figures out how to fix our vehicles himself instead of taking them to the shop
- is a great example of what I hope our son's grow up to be
- is worthy of my admiration, love and respect
- is a fantastic father, husband and friend
Happy Father's Day, my love!
Friday, June 19, 2009
To be honest, though...there's a few things cooking that will be doozies when they do get crossed off. So, I'm thinking like a republican (long term) knowing that it will all pay off in the end.
In the meantime, I'm on the lookout for a new hairstyle. I wouldn't mind a new color as well. Anyone have any ideas? I could really use some input in this area. ***note: Before anyone says "reverse bob" just know that I'm really opposed to that idea.*** I like to see pictures too! Perhaps I can post them on here and have a vote. Hmmm...now there's an idea.
Have a great week!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Colin is my head-strong, I-want-what-I-want-when-I-want-it, short- tempered child. He's also the easiest to please, and the child that is eager to laugh out loud at just about anything.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Normally I consider myself to be a pretty up-beat and optimistic person - able to see the silver lining to almost any cloud. Well, apparently, today I'm not myself.
Let me paint you a picture- my husband is self-employed. While that makes him an awesome person, full in integrity, motivation, entrepreneurial spirit, etc. there also comes the hassle of one's lifestyle. Many business owners are not well-off. More than a majority of them are just squeaking by. Part of this reason is ....
Can't live without it, but sometimes I just want to try.
Workman's Comp. Insurance (which is no more than a dummy policy, but he needs it to be a subcontractor)
Don't get me started on that last one- what? I'm already started???? Let's go then!
We got a notice that our premiums (which were already high and covered zilch) were going up by 26%. Seriously!!! Going up by more than $110!!!
What, over a 6 month period? That wouldn't be too bad...
OHHH NO, per month!!!
In a budget with VERY little wiggle room, how the heck is this going to work?!?!?
So, I called our "agent" and was given a bunch of sales jargon and slick talking. He said he would call me back either yesterday afternoon or this morning. End of morning. No call.
So, last night I started shopping on the Internet. Within 3 minutes of submitting a search on a web site, I had a phone call from an agent (mind you, this is at 9 at night!). We talked for 45 minutes. She was actually very nice and not sales-y at all. She's going to put together a few quotes and get back to me.
This morning, I had 3 more emails from various agents all wanting a piece of the action. An additional two phone calls later from other agents...I feel like a beat up carcass that the vultures have descended upon.
Ambulance and air transportation
Out patient procedures
My head is spinning
In the meantime MY agent has yet to call.
Monday, June 15, 2009
- I did not wait until after we planted our vegetable garden to get my yearly pedicure. I do not go to the beauty school knowing that my feet need to be *sparkling* upon final inspection from the instructor- thereby guaranteeing me pretty feet. I do not care that it takes the poor beauty school student more than 20 minutes to buff the dirt out of my callouses. I most certainly am not *that* customer. (And I certainly do not do this every year!)
- I did not give Colin yogurt with his lunch and not give him a bib...and leave him unattended to clean some dishes. I always remember that this is my Kamikaze child, and cannot be trusted. He did not dump some yogurt on top of Molly. The following picture was never taken.
- Furthermore, Molly has not been walking around with dried yogurt in her fur for the past 4 days. That would be just plain gross and secure my spot in "negligible pet-owner" Hall of Fame. I have not refused to wash the dog because she's difficult to wash (especially with two boys trying to help), and "that's Dave's job." Not Me! Dave and I are a team and we are always willing to pick up some slack when the other is too busy or sick to complete daily tasks.
- I did learn my lesson from the yogurt incident (that never actually happened) and did not give Colin applesauce two days later. I did not forget to give him a bib, again. Again...the following picture was not taken. Note in the picture, Colin's fantastic use of utensils! I do not allow my children to eat like cavemen, and we always set out the very best china at every meal- it's the only way to teach the boys proper etiquette.
- Adam was not overly emotional in leaving the park at his end -of-the-year party for school. He did not refuse to have a picture taken with his teacher, Miss Lauren. I did not trick him into a picture with her by asking him to pose with his friend from school and then having his teacher move in after they posed. The following picture was never taken.
- We did not skip church yesterday due to my waking up with a nasty headache. Dave did not graciously bring me water and Tylenol in bed. After the Tylenol kicked in, I did not sit in bed for an additional hour to finish a book due back this week. I did not hide said book under the covers when Dave came in to check on me. I was not secretly grateful for some alone time - with the monitor off. I always put my kids and my husband's need ahead of my own.
- I am not working on my Not Me! Monday post while Adam sits writing out my grocery list and Colin plays "quietly" in this crib. I am always attentive to my boys, and would never think to work on my silly blog while they are in need of attention.
And a few things I did not say this week:
- No, you may not get a toy in this store...... Oh look, a build-it-yourself foam tree house! Well, *technically*...that's not a toy. Sure, we can get this.
- What, Colin?...... You need something too?............. Oh look, foam build-it-yourself people! We can make these kids to play in our tree house! We'll get this too. (Just don't tell daddy.)
- What's that, Colin?.............. You want to go pee on the potty?............. Wow, I'm so not ready for that! Sure, you can sit on it...but I'm not putting you in big boy underwear yet! (really, I did say this! Can you believe that?)
- What? You guys want to go for a meaningless ride in the car? Normally I'd say no, let's go for a walk, but we're driving Grandma's car this week...and using her gas...so let's go!
- What if Adam does need surgery? Can we really afford it? Why do we need to have integrity and stand on our own two feet with private health insurance? Why can't we sponge off the government? He can live with apnea, right? Lack of oxygen has no side effects, right? (Those of you that know me know I used an extremely sarcastic tone when not saying this!) (This is actually a good prayer request. We have a Dr. appt. on June 29 to get him checked out- more postings to follow on that front.)
- I most certainly did not abuse parenthesis in this post. (Not Me!)
Sunday, June 14, 2009
While strawberries are washing, use non-serrated blade to cut creme curls into slices.
Dry Strawberries thoroughly and cut into slices.
Place creme curl slices on their side on a pretty dish and match up strawberries to them
( they will vary in size)
Garnish with uncut strawberries. Enjoy!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Here's a recap of things from the list. I think my momentum is slowing. That's ok...I do have 2 whole years to finish it!!!
#12 - Meet or exceed weekly audit goal for 4 weeks straight.
I'm two weeks into it, and today at midnight marks the end of the third week. While I do have some audits to finish today (5), I'm confident I'll make this week the third straight week that I've either met or exceeded my weekly goal.
#15 - Set up schedule for working this summer and stick to it.
This one feeds into the previous goal. I've noticed that having a schedule for daily activities with the boys helps us have a better day and get more things done. The same holds true for work. A big HUGE shout out to my mom who has been giving up a lot of her summer to watch the boys. They love spending so much time her her and my dad, but I'm afraid we're going to tire them out! Now that they're on a cruise, I suppose I need to get on the horn to find a sitter for the next week. Oye...why do I put these things off?
#41 - Assemble Adam's computer and load educational games.
We received this computer as a hand-me-down from the custodian/ IT guy at St. John's. He cleaned off a computer and gave it to us for free! He had everything except the monitor- which we had an extra of. My mom had left over games from her Kindergarten classroom...and vwa-laa! Free computer!!! Adam loves it!!! We're out of room in the Love Shack, so it sits on our lateral file. Not exactly the most ergonomic conditions...but we'll work on that in a year or so.
#62 - Reconnect with an old friend I've lost touch with.
When I started this one, I wasn't sure which friend I would reconnect with. There are a few that I'm either no longer in contact with, close to, or just moved on from. Actually, a particular friend is never really far from my prayers, and I knew that I would reconnect with her someday and was praying for God to tell me when that would be. This is a friend who helped me through break ups, bad jobs, even worse bosses, etc. But, I was also with her on a few traumatic days in her life...which have both blessed and scarred me. After I got married, we got distant, and after Adam was born, I just had different priorities - as she did too. We went down to "Christmas list friends." Then, 4 years ago in early spring, she sent me a letter- which I accidentally lost. In my quest for organization last week, I found the letter (figured it was God putting it on my heart to get in touch with her) and dropped her an email- hoping that the address she posted in the letter was still current. It was! My, how things change. She's currently homeless, living out of her travel trailer...but enjoying the adventure for now. They're going to church, and the kids seem to be doing well. We're enjoying emailing back and forth for now.
#87 - Find a pretty collar for Molly
Molly lost a lot of weight this last year. She went from 103.5 to 85.3. That's almost 20 pounds! The vet was ecstatic- apparently, labs have a hard time loosing weight since they are sooo orally focused, and I have two little ones that enjoy making her jump for food. He old collar was falling apart, so I grabbed one out of the closet- which was pretty snug. The vet suggested getting a larger one. Last week, the AKC brand was on sale at Target...so off I went! I got her a green paisley one- which wasn't my first choice, but close enough. All the others were pink-polka dotty - which doesn't suit any female in this family. She was very excited about it...and I swear she was prancing around when I told her she looked pretty.
Oh, and to comment on a previous post...I'm thoroughly enjoying the tea from my NEW iced tea maker!!! I love tea!!! Have a good week everyone!!!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Anyway, it was such a change of pace from my normal routines, I thought I'd include you in on the
As soon as they picked the boys up, I headed to meet a bride for a wedding consultation. (Not before I ran over my dropped cell phone and smashed it into a bunch of muddy little pieces!) Then, on the way home, I saw that the beauty school was open and stopped in to see if they could fit me in for my pedicure. They could! (just barely, but its done!) This is another example of the phrase, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig." Yep, my feet are Ugly - with a capital U. But perhaps a little less ugly now. (By the way, this is #86 on my list!!!)
On the way home, I stopped by Nextel to discover that our repair insurance covered the damage to the phone! I love that we have insurance on our phones. Seriously, this is the third time this has really come in handy- and saved hundreds of dollars!!! Now I have pretty little phone, and since they didn't have the old model I was using, I got an upgrade! How do you like them apples?!?!?
Once home, I worked so efficiently it was crazy. Then I stopped to make dinner. I left the knife on the edge of the counter (total rebel, I am!), and I proceeded to make a meal that the boys wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. Sauteed shrimp with artichokes, olives and red peppers on top of whole wheat angel hair pasta. Whoa. Yum.
Then, that night after finishing up on work, I folded what seemed like the never ending
This morning, I slept in....until 7 am! Then I took my dear sweet time waking up and ate cold crunchy cereal along with hot tea(instead of the warm soggy cereal and cold tea I'm used to.) I was able to watch 10 minutes of morning news and take a nice long shower without having to lock the door!!! This morning I worked incredibly efficiently again, and even found myself with an hour or so to kill before my next set of appointments...so, off I went.
I visited the bank (walked in even!), made a huge deposit of
Sunday, June 7, 2009
It's an iced tea maker!!!
Yes, I am a gizmo girl!!!
This is really coming from necessity- no, no...really! (see me starting to reason it out?!?!) Since I have GI issues, I can no longer drink coffee. (oh- how I miss it...) And I cannot drink any caffeine- so that leaves out the instant iced tea mixes. Those that are decaf are either sweetened with sugar or have tons of aspartame in them. Not for me. I just want plain jane decaf green tea. I know, I know..I could just get a glass pitcher and make sun tea like all the old bitties...but being the thirty-something generation that I am- I'm all about instant gratification. Am I willing to pay an extra $10 for instant gratification? Oh...you betcha!
Now, I just need to convince my husband. :)
Friday, June 5, 2009
#8 - Purchase a light fixture for the front porch.
#18 - Clean out SCRIP boxes.
#19 - Organize work projects into folders.
desk for scrip, I just kept going. The picture below is the fruits of my labor. I don't even want to tell you how long it actually took (a long time!), but its a pretty little box filled with folders I use on a weekly basis. All others are resting comfortably out in the garage.
#36- Give up pop for 3 consecutive weeks.
As of last Tuesday, this one is Done! I think I'm going to keep going with this one. I'm liking the not feeling "blah" that pop was giving me.
#38 - Surprise my kids once a week for 4 weeks.
Have a good week, everyone!